Ralph Kramden: I asked you if you had any leftovers for last night's supper. Ralph Kramden: [threateningly] Go ahead and *play*, Norton, if you don't wanna lose my friendship! I remember when you used come over, you used to to start slow with a couple of "Hello, Stupids" and stuff like that! Ed Norton: Maybe, it sounds nuts, I don't know! Saturday Night Live: Blythe … Ralph Kramden: Pretty sneaky, the gas company, to send me a bill on the back of a postcard. Alice: Just go for the gold, you've already got the pot. All Ralph can do is retort this remark, but Alice never seems affected by it at all. You know, I thought he was kidding me, but right there, it says, "Made in Japan". Forget answering the question for the big money, Ralph can't even answer what he does for a living. Ed Norton: [reading from a script, as he helps Ralph rehearse] "I don't possess a mansion, a villa in France, a yacht, or a string of poloponies.". Ralph Kramden: My imagination? Ed Norton: Can't lose, huh? Maybe, I can pass it on to you. That's the kind of a thing you'd do, but not me. Alice is envious and Trixie tells her to give Ralph the 'pipe and slipper' routine to butter him up. May your life be rosy and bright. 6. Ralph Kramden: Don't you, uh, think you let 'em out a little too much? You don't do any work. And who do you think is gonna do the housework around here? If I don't get some money into that treasury, you know what might happen? You are quittin'! The bills will get bigger and bigger, and I'll get less to eat. – Ralph Kramden, "The Honeymooners". No, sir! - Ralph Kramden She lays a few good ones on Ralph before walking into the bedroom. Ralph: The only thing out of order here is your head. You want to wiggle? Play the piano! Everybody’s walking home, you can hardly hear a sound. "The Honeymooners Quotes." Trixie: Well, you can always exchange it for a larger size. Ed Norton: Hey, Ralph, you want an apple? [Alice has hung up on Ralph after he calls her to cook a meal for Joe Fensterblau]. Ralph Kramden: Oh, no! Unless you live in a … Ralph: This happens to be my guest, and I am your employer! Ralph Kramden: [about the job Alice got] In order to get it, she had to tell the boss that she wasn't married. Ed Norton: Can they string you up there on the end of a rope? Go ahead and go nuts! But they don't hustle around Christmastime like they usually do. In these times, Ralph knows he is going to lose face in a big way. Alice: He's in the bedroom making the bed. People will want to read about this. Ha Ha. *Dirty* work! After all, men are the best chefs, aren't they? Rate. ", Ed Norton: Uh, I think that's a little lengthy for the title. That didn't mean they were crazy about you. [wiggles the tail on his coonskin cap] Whoo-ooo! Norton: Bonjour, everybody. Ralph Kramden: We spend $200, we make $2000 and the profit is 1800. Alice Kramden: Gotta admit it, Ralph. Herb Norris: You're married. When Gloria finds the TV knob, Mike says, "Now we can watch 'The Honeymooners'." Alice Kramden: *Your* salary couldn't *drip* out! 7. ", this is actually the ONLY episode of the Classic 39 when Jackie actually utters it. Ralph Kramden: What do you mean you don't know? Alice Kramden: Oh, I am sorry, Ralph. Alice Kramden: About one minute if this was the first door he knocked on. Ed Norton: Well, I happen to know that Jim McKeever has a weakness for red suspenders. Ralph: I was handling that janitor job just perfect. You know the game show: "The Price Is Right." All are required by this title or by regulations made under authority thereof to make a return other than a return required under authority of section 6015 or section 6016, keep any records or supply any information and who willfully fails to pay such estimated tax, or tax, make such returns, keep such records, or supply such information. Every time I went down to the beach they used to crowd around me. Ralph Kramden: Oh, it can core a... [sic]... apple. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Discover romantic, cute, sad, short, funny and inspirational love quotes … Well, I don't want to look at that icebox, that stove, that sink and these four walls! This extensive collection of romantic love quotes for him and her can help you steal the heart of your loved one. Ralph Kramden: There, you satisfied? Enjoy the best Jackie Gleason Quotes at BrainyQuote. Ralph Kramden: Now, you know I'm not that kind of a man. Ralph: You just decided for me, Alice. Ed Norton: Oh. Ralph Kramden: [to Norton] I'm going to become a corporation. Ralph Kramden: [to Alice] You don't have to worry about me, I can take care of myself. Ed Norton: Well, I'm in a spot. Ralph: Just remember, you can't put you arms around a memory. Alice: I can't even put my arms around you. [Ralph has criticized Norton saying hello to a golf ball]. Oh, by the way, Ralph, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. [Norton is trying to tell Ralph what to do when he goes to the IRS]. My first push, so to speak. [Ralph and Norton are talking about the Kramdens' new maid]. Herb Norris: Mr. Kramden, I hope you win some money tonight, because I have a cleaning bill for you. Ed Norton: [upon entering the Kramdens' cold apartment] I hereby claim this territory for the United States in the name of Little America! Without this happy statement, Ralph's temper and Alice's needling would have been a portrait of a sad, turbulent marriage. Ralph Kramden: What are you doin' with all that material, making a bed spread? Ralph: [to Alice's mother; shouting] *You* - are a blabbermouth! Ralph: I don't care. Context. 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