), You're a puppet for profit hungry rich motherfuckers stuffing their pockets, (Moses makes another jab at Santa Claus being a centerpiece of capitalism greed. Because of this, Santa claims he had best turn himself in, as long-suffering was salvation according the bible. ), (Moses compares Santa to a UPS man, i. e. a delivery man working for United Parcel Service, due to his shipping of packages. Epic Rap Battles of History videos often consist of comedians parodying a war on words by using pop and historical figures. The punishment was to wander for 40 years. Who gets lost for forty years?!" SANTA CLAUS! Nice Peter as Santa Claus and the Announcer The difference is a lack of direct payment, as Santa is never depicted receiving direct monetary gain for his work. ), ("To beget" means "to bring or bear", as in to bear a child. Teach your flock to covet some fun! There are also videos that puts Bruce Lee against Clint Eastwood, Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven. Moses' skin was dark from leading the Israelites in the hot desert for years with robes on, so Santa says he's been one too many days in the sun, replacing "one" with "Wan", as in Obi-Wan.). ), (The elves are fighting against Moses's previous lines about them being slaves, denying they're actually being used for free labor.). 28: 13 "Adam vs… "Moses vs. Santa Claus" 2:20: December 10, 2012 () Link: Jewish prophet Moses battles against the modern personification of Christmas, Santa Claus (Nice Peter). In this year's holiday edition, comedians parody Santa Claus versus the Jewish lawgiver Moses in a YouTube video that has already gone viral with nearly 11 million views after being posted on the video-based site for a mere week. Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong. Directed by Dave McCary. ), (Chanukah is a Jewish holiday occurring around Christmastime. Santa says Moses is too uptight trying to administer God's law and that he should teach the Jews to chill out and want some fun instead so they'll be happier for it. But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf. Tweet on Twitter. Epic Rap Battles of History's Moses vs Santa Claus. I bring joy every year. It featured the Jewish prophet, Moses, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window) Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) Click to share on LinkedIn … ", (Santa Claus keeps a "nice" and "naughty" list to keep track of who's been good and bad, as well as showing what bad things they have done. Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and … of my milk … Moses says that this is because of his weight.). VS! All that sand turned your brains to mush! "Stocking" could also be seen here as a phallic euphemism. Posted on 12/09/2020 12/09/2020 by apho2018. Moses Versus! In the mid-20th century, a ninth reindeer, Rudolph, was created for the novelty song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal! Epic Rap Battles of History. (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments on stone plaques with a chisel, and now he wants to write an eleventh. people, (Exodus is the book in the Bible that follows Moses's travels in leading the Jews to the Promised Land, and is used to describe the mass departure of the Jewish people. ), Watch out Santa cuz you're about to get sleighed, (Moses warns Santa that he'll "sleigh" him, a pun on Santa's main form of transportation – a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer – and the word "slay", meaning to kill someone in a violent way. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer, You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold! One key reindeer is Rudolph, who has an unusual glowing red nose that helps navigation in clouds and fog. Moses was also said to be broken a commandment, which was mentioned in the next line.). You need to stop breakin' into houses and creepin' and peepin'. The phrase "milk and honey" is also said in the Book of Exodus during Moses' vision of the burning bush. Buy. Moses vs Santa … Snoop D-O-double-G (who went by Snoop Lion for a time) appeared in the Epic Rap Battles of History web series. Many verses in Genesis document a family history in the form "…and X begat Y, and Y begat Z…" It also references the Dr. Dre song "Deeez Nuuuts" on "The Chronic" album, which Snoop Dogg contributed a part to. Santa is very fat and sort of looks like Papa Smurf, as they both have white beards and wear red clothing. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4 (Disclaimer) I do not own the windowed content. It takes nine reindeer to haul your fat ass, you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass.". Snoop Dogg, 5,338 Shazams. Wan-too-many days in the sun? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker/Rap Meanings. Santa Claus! ), You hang with elves and deer whose noses glow, (Santa is typically depicted as working with elves, who help make the presents for the children, and reindeer, who fly his sleigh. ), You're a prostitute for profit so ho ho ho, (Moses calls Santa a "prostitute for profit" due to his late-night work schedule, his aforementioned merchandising, and his laugh pattern, stylized as "ho ho ho." You brought a plague of frogs. I spit diamonds but I'm … ), My list says, "Killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand. It's kinda hard talking directly to the G O single D! ', (Moses is referring to mall Santas, and how kids sit on their laps to be asked what they want for Christmas. It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat ass. ), (Santa's is known for his jolly laugh of "Ho Ho Ho!"). Exclusive Prime pricing. Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to … Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. According to the naughty list and history, Moses became the Prince of Egypt back when he was at his teenage years. The way Moses stars this out is the same way Snoop started out his song, "Gin and Juice". Snoop, playing Moses, tweaked "commandment" with his trademark "-izzle" suffix to keep rhyme with "chisel"), 'Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. Santa Claus: Sweet robes, albeit one too many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! ), Christmas is the promised land so get the fuck out, Santa claims that the Promised Land has become Christmas and the religion it stands for, telling Moses to leave. Moses berates Santa for wittingly being a symbol of such. One of the legends around Santa says that he has the ability to make snow by spitting diamonds, the hardest substance on earth, so he also means that his raps hit hard. ), I crossed deserts and scaled mountains with my staff, (Moses brags about his treks from Egypt to the Promised Land, in which he carried his famous staff and climbed up Mount Sinai to receive the Ten Commandments.). 09 Dec BEGIN! Here, he uses it to refer to Israel in the B.C. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer you represent sandals and a scraggly beard! ), (In Exodus 7:9 and Exodus 7:10, Moses is told to throw his staff down in front of the pharaoh and it would turn into a serpent, of which he does successfully. thou shalt not let children. The phrase "Let my people go" is in the Bible, although it is usually attributed to God, who instructs Moses to tell the Pharaoh, "Thus sayeth the Lord, 'Let my people go, that they may serve me.'" 0. 2:08. ), (A prophet is an inspired teacher or proclaimer of God's will. You represent sandals and a scraggly beard! and walk off into the land. Epic Rap Battles Of History. Summer Concert Tour Dates!!! (Sand, common terrain in Egypt, is abrasive and can erode some substances into a gelatinous mush. Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him. Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. He says this rule in the same way the other Commandments are written, starting with "Thou shalt not".). During Passover, Jews traditionally eat matzo in lieu of leavened bread in remembrance of these events.). VindictivePotato. From the Album Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. Rap battles of the past include the Wright Brothers vs. the Mario Brothers. The auto-caption here misspells "honeys" as "honies", but no meaning is changed by the error. This line is also a possible reference to the fact that Snoop Dogg, who plays Moses, lent his voice to a Tom Tom GPS system in 2009. Share on Facebook. Snoop Dogg donned a robe and sandals for this year’s hip-hop remake of “Bible bad boy Moses” versus Catholicism’s Santa Claus. Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him.) How else do you think I got these two golden calves? I got a new commandizzle for y'all. ), I'm a prophet who stayed on a mountain for 40 nights before I came off it, (Moses traveled up Mount Sinai for forty days and forty nights, in which he received the Ten Commandments. Watch Snoop Dogg single 'Moses vs Santa Claus (Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2)' Music Video! Three Christmas elves (EpicLLOYD) join Santa Claus during his second verse. According to the Bible, Moses killed an Egyptian to protect a Hebrew. A "hood" is slang for neighborhood. (He backs up his claim of Moses being naughty, meaning he won't be getting any gifts this year. Stop preaching, homie. You've been a naughty boy. The Elves think all that time in the desert has warped Moses' mind.). Moses is comparing Santa to the Pharaohs with his elves, and due to this, Santa is not a Saint, which comes from "St. Nice Peter as Santa Claus Snoop Dogg as Moses EpicLLOYD as the elves Monica Weitzel and Elena Diaz as Moses' honeys(cameos) Contents[show] Lyrics Santa Claus (1st Verse): Sweet … Begin! Claus: Santa Claus is comin' to town! Santa Claus Begin. (Santa enters kids' houses to give them gifts, and he watches kids when they sleep, which Moses draws similarly to that of a stalker and/or pedophile.). Moses! Teach your flock to covet some fun! You'd best arrest yourself; you broke your own law! And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys. (Christmas, or "Christ's mass", was developed to celebrate the birth of Jesus in contrast to Roman pagan festivals, according to one of several theories on its origin. Snoop Dogg) Epic Rap Battles of History. You got a strict religion. (Santa brings presents for kids once a year and represents most kids' favorite holiday, Christmas.). ), When I'm finished with my crew you'll be screaming, let my little people go, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go." Mohamedlloydybv. I'm from the North Pole! The line is also a homophone to the words, “because this night”, the reason which will be explained in the next line. $0.99 Start your 30-day free trial of Unlimited to listen to this song plus tens of millions more songs. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 music video in high definition. so much drama in the Israe-L B C. it's kinda hard talking directly. By. It could also refer to Moses being high on drugs, as he was seen smoking in this part of his verse. Nicholas".). Santa rebuts the line about Moses "sleighing" him, insisting that he can't do a simple task of making people happy over the course of forty years. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. Cameo appearances: Elena Diaz and Monica Weitzel as Moses' Honeys. I'm a jolly bowl a jelly, giving holiday presents, (In the story "The Night Before Christmas", Santa is described as a jolly old elf with his tummy jiggling like jelly when he laughs, bringing gifts during the holidays to the good boys and girls. "), Stay away from my chimney with your candy canes and peppermints, (Santa Claus enters homes through the chimney and leaves behind candy canes, a peppermint candy, along with presents. (A shot at the Sixth Commandment, "Thou shalt not kill." That's why my rhymes are so cold! Vs! A cold phrase generally refers to a phrase or rhyme that is cruel.). As such, they ate an unleavened bread known as matzo. Snoop Dogg) December 10, 2012 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 rating. ), Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this, (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and selling products. To the G O single D As Moses led his fellow Jews to freedom, they could not make and eat bread to satisfy their hunger during their journey, as it would have taken too long to leaven. Begat deez nuts. It was released on December 10th, 2012. Moses calls himself the "prophet's prophet," as he was told by God that the prophet Jesus would arrive, being the prophet of the prophet. It's kinda hard talking directly to the G-O-single-D. (The next line is also from "Gin and Juice", in which Snoop says, "It's kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G." In this line, he talks about the drama making it difficult to communicate with God.). geniuslevels - October 23, 2015. Also, because the waters of the Red Sea smothered the Egyptians after the Jews crossed it, Moses could be found to have killed them. The phrase "little people" used here has two meanings: one refers to the ordinary people in a country or organization who do not have much power; the other refers to people of uncommonly short height, like dwarves or elves. (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments for the Hebrews, which would make him a "glorified secretary". Burning bush, in this case, is referring to drugs, like weed, which is "taken" by smoking it, and Santa says it may be making Moses go crazy. "Flock" could also be a reference to Moses being a shepherd before his mission from God.). (Santa jabs at Moses resembling Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars since he wears robes in the same manner as him. You ain't a saint, you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow. ), Lay off the sweets fat man, you're hella chubby, (Moses tells Santa that he eats too many sweets, resulting in his weight. 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